forcekenobi:

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach

crowleyanthonys:

“When Gabriel smites you, you’ve been…smited? Smote?”
“Smitten, I believe. You’re being silly.”

sweatermuppet:

foxincrocs-classic:

sandmandaddy69:

dystopiansocietystraw:

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

crazycatsiren:

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

t-ycho:

t-ycho:

If I have another medical professional make me feel stupid one more time, I am going to lose it.

Here’s hoping I don’t need a tetanus shot, huh

For fuck sake

t-ycho:

If I have another medical professional make me feel stupid one more time, I am going to lose it.

Here’s hoping I don’t need a tetanus shot, huh

catgirlthighhighs:

charlesoberonn:

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

it was the katamari devs btw

If I have another medical professional make me feel stupid one more time, I am going to lose it.